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Top ways to get over a breakup

Dear Velvet, My eyes are so puffy, I can barely see the screen on my phone. I have been bawling nonstop since my boyfriend called to dump me for that skank ho Yolanda. And now my best friend is taking his side.  She says I treated him like trash anyway, so what’s the problem?  I […]

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Turn a bad date into a fun night

Dear Velvet, I really want to make a special cake for a party I’m making.  What do you suggest? Evidence of Love Dear Evidence of Love, Special for whom?  Your four year old nephew?  Your eighty year old grandmother?  Your lesbian lover?  Be proud of your cake, and say who the hell you’re baking for. […]