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Flat screens and baseball

Dear Velvet, I scored an awesome flat screen TV after the riots. Someone left it right out there in the open. My bros and me hauled it up to my apartment and now we are set to watch us some baseball. How ’bout them O’s? What you got for me to serve? Big Cat Dear […]

Pizza Focaccia Bread

Pizza with an Identity Crisis

Pizza Focaccia Bread Like Bruce Jenner, it’s not really sure what it is. Ingredients Pizza dough 1 Onion, sliced Flour to spread the dough 1 Green or colored pepper, sliced Sun dried tomatoes, chopped (optional) 4 Tablespoons olive oil Fresh basil, chopped or 1 Tablespoon dried Fresh oregano chopped, or 1 Tablespoon dried Fresh mozzarella, sliced […]

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Governing Parents

Dear Velvet, My daughter’s boyfriend calls the house all the time and at all hours of the day and night. It’s driving everyone crazy. I refuse to put her on our cell phone plan because she’ll use up all our minutes. Instead, she’s tying up the landline. What should I do? End of the Line Dear […]